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This is all absolutely true of course. It's becoming increasingly difficult to even find people I agree with, because they usually become so extreme I can't listen any more. Listening to opposing viewpoints becomes impossible for the same reason. And of course, everyone talks about their issue as if it's the only issue and any damage their solution causes is ignored or accepted without much thought.

But I can't blame the internet for everything. Lack of rigor, lack of curiosity, lack of quality education predate modern technology. And they are a large part of the reason the internet has turned into a warren of hell holes.

Using your metaphor, if we go way back (about 60 years), we find a group of people who are disillusioned with the state of the small appliance industry. They start talking about a world where any appliance can do anything we want it to do, can be interacted with in any way we can imagine (including but not limited to toaster f*cking). They know it's not real but they like to think about it and talk about it and teach others about it.

Some of the people they teach start thinking that even though toasters are obviously not meant to be f*cked, if we talk about them as if they are it would help us to solve a lot of the problems we're seeing in the small appliance industry as a whole. In fact, talking about toasters as if they are not sexual objects is what's keeping us from solving those problems.

And then the ur-grifters show up, and tell us that not only are toasters meant to be f*cked, they want to be f*cked, everyone who claims they don't want to f*ck toasters is lying to us or themselves, f*cking toasters is the natural order of the universe, anyone who opposes toaster f*cking is a monster, etc... They sell a lot of books, because there are always people who are disenchanted and looking for reasons why. Which leads to more books, and when the internet comes along it all explodes.

But the important thing is almost all of the people being introduced to toaster f*cking are arriving during the second or third act of the play. They don't know it started as a though experiment. They don't know it's an academic tool meant to change the discourse around toasters in useful ways that might solve a lot of problems. They think we're all supposed to actually start f*cking toasters, or failing that fight to ensure that toaster f*cking is protected as a human right. Because that's what the grifters are telling them. There is little money to be made by adopting a moderate rhetorical stance, or telling the truth, even pre-internet.

Take all this and throw it into a blender with the internet and click bait content and ever shorter videos designed for ever shorter attention spans and you wind up with elementary school kids being given toasters without their parents' knowledge.

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Well, toaster f*ckers unite! I'm so glad that the internet hath wrought Jotting in Purple and all the other groups that allow me to find and engage with like-minded souls who help to keep me informed and SANE in this era of complete insanity!

That said, this was another great and informative topic, Celia. I recently read an interesting and enlightening book called Hype: How Scammers, Grifters, and Con Artists Are Taking Over the Internet—and Why We're Following by Gabrielle Bluestone, Eileen Stevens, et al. It's worth a read.

Have a great weekend, fellow t-f's!

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